Another week, another set of talents presented to the Maltese public – and as usual, the contestants did not fail to deliver. If you were so unfortunate as to miss out on last night’s episode, you might have missed out on.
… the judges channeling their inner ‘millennial on the Sliema promenade’.
… Alfred showing us a visual representation of me trying to balance uni, work, a social life, health, …
The only difference is that he ACTUALLY manages!
… the Harry Potter theme being INACCURATELY USED for this young magician.
Everyone knows Harry was TEN when he found out he was a wizard, NOT FOURTEEN.
… Sarah performing the real magic trick changing her hair colour MULTIPLE TIMES mid-episode.
… Morgan educating the public on Covid – a very necessary act.
The spokesman we didn’t know we needed, Charmaine watch out.
… us finding out who the harsh judges are.
… Yulan upstaging EVERYONE at just TEN YEARS OLD
We really thought her name was Mulan for a sec though.
… Caden and Sarah coordinating outfits and hair colours.
Bestie goals ! <3
… an impressive flash mob by the cast of Orange is the New Black.
… followed by perhaps the most awkward moment we have ever witnessed in an audition.
Biggest plot twist since Malta’s second wave of COVID.
… Luca coming for every cruise ship entertainer’s job.
Get yourself a girlfriend that applies to talent competitions for you in secret like Luca’s.
… Claire giving us war flashbacks to primary school P.E. lessons.
… and finishing off with the WAP – I mean, split.
OK but the THEATRICS of this audition … unmatched.
… Maxine giving us our new favourite euphemism for ‘buy a new voice’
Lowkey Muhammed deserved better though. Justice for Muhammed.
… Howard showing us how versatile he is by giving his golden buzzer to an act that ISN’T a singer.
Deservingly so of course look at how clean those movements were, the diversity, the MASKS!
… and Joseph from Musta (Mosta) stealing our hearts and transporting us to Rona-free days when we still had Festi.
The “kaxxa żgħira” was my favourite, what about you?
And that’s all you missed! What an … eventful episode. Is it Sunday yet?
