Last night, the Maltese graced us once again with a variety of their talents – and there really was quite the variety. If you missed it, here’s everything summed up for you:
Izzy caused all the boomers watching to short circuit.
“A boy?? Wearing mejkap?? And a skert?? Call the police”
We finally got a unique audition.
Which the judges immediately shot down.
Thais had us a bit worried where this line was going for a second.
The Southville dancers vogued to win brownie points with Sarah.
They managed to get an “aj lav det” so, success!
Layla transported us back to X Factor Season 1.
It’s not an X Factor/Got Talent if someone doesn’t sing Shallow.
Mr.Cool (and friends) came through with some fire fits.
And gave us a winning performance.
The variety, the excitement, the flavour … Everyone else can pack it up, I’m sorry.
Then Maxine summed up everyone’s thoughts towards this whole year.
I truly believe we’ve all been having a collective fever dream since January.
Nina, the owl, showed us the most impressive talent of being a bird and not pooping for a full two minutes.
We also had our weekly dose of children more talented than we’ll ever be.
And finally, Jomike and Lydon had the most adorable song about a dysfunctional marriage.
Then Lydon did this when Maxine called him a star.
He’s literally the human version of the 🥺 emoji I can’t.
And we found out Gordon has a golden buzzer too