Hilariously Honest Adoption Ad For ‘Neurotic, Man-Hating Chucky Doll In A Dog’s Body’ Goes Viral

 

An adoption ad for a 2-year-old chihuahua described as a ‘Chucky doll in a dog’s body’ has went viral for its sheer yet hilarious honesty… According to the ad, Prancer ‘hates men more than women do’ and isn’t a fan of other pets or young children but is ‘loyal beyond belief’.

 

Ok, I’ve tried. I’ve tried for the last several months to post this dog for adoption and make him sound…palatable. The…

Posted by Tyfanee Fortuna on Wednesday, April 7, 2021

 

I mean, there’s a perfect home for every dog, right? His foster parent, Tyfanee Fortuna wrote in the humorous post, ‘I’ve tried for the last several months to post this dog for adoption and make him sound … palatable. The problem is, he’s just not.’

 

 

‘There’s not a very big market for neurotic, man-hating, animal-hating, children-hating dogs that look like gremlins. But I have to believe there’s someone out there for Prancer because I am tired, and so is my family.’, she hysterically added.

 

Prancer has no concept of fame. He does understand rotisserie chicken tho.

Posted by Tyfanee Fortuna on Saturday, April 10, 2021

 

‘Every day, we live in the grips of the demonic Chihuahua hellscape he has created in our home,’. Fortuna said of the experience. Now, the ad has been shared over 50,000 times on Facebook.

 

 

However, his foster parent reassured that while Prancer may be a complicated dog, he has some good traits too, writing, ‘As far as companionship, you will never be alone again.’

 

 

‘He likes to go for car rides, he is housebroken, he knows a few basic commands, he is quiet and non-destructive when left alone at home, and even though we call him bologna face, he is kind of cute to look at. He also ‘smiles’ when he is excited.’

 

 

I know finding someone who wants a Chucky doll in a dog’s body is hard, but I have to try. Prancer is available through Second Chance Pet Adoption League. He is in New Jersey but can be adopted anywhere in the general tri-state area.’, she concluded.

 

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Separately, the Second Chance Pet Adoption League noted that anyone interested in adopting Prancer must visit him first to ensure ‘a personality match’.

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