The Constant Need To Sneeze
When you smell something new, when it’s sunny outside, when you touch your nose the wrong way … the list goes on, honestly.
Your New Best Friend For a Few Months
An unspoken tradition amongst allergy sufferers. The first few weeks of covid where all the toilet paper rolls were sold out were dark times for us.
Looking Like You’ve Just Been Sobbing
Yes, I have tears streaming down my face and a nose so red it could guide Santa’s sleigh. And what about it?
Going into Hibernation After Taking Allergy Meds
You give up trying to deal with allergies and finally take a Zyrtec, next thing you know you’ve been passed out for 15 hours. I guess you can’t sneeze if you’re dead.
But Realizing You Might Actually Be Dead Without Them
When you think about it, if we were born in prehistoric times we’d probably have sneezed ourselves out of a tree hiding from tigers or something … if there were tigers in Malta
Convincing Everyone That It’s Not Covid
You sneeze once, twice … maybe ten times, and all of a sudden, everyone’s afraid to be around you. Little do they know it’s just our natural state for the entire duration of spring…
But Lowkey Worrying It Might Actually Be Covid
*Cue thinking about all the people you’ve met and how you’ll tell them you might be sick, writing your will, and planning your funeral.*